+Aayushi; 15. And my only talent is breathing. Arctic Monkeys. Coldplay. Lana.♚

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paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

To wish you were someone else
is to waste the person you are.
Kurt Cobain (via bl-ossomed) ←

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

kiefeon:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

the fact he used Pabu the Fire Ferret is perfect

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape: ...Up to something.
  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning