when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning