+Aayushi; 15. And my only talent is breathing. Arctic Monkeys. Coldplay. Lana.♚

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discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

zanemalicks:

zanemalicks:

zayn javadd sings into the microphone like he whisperin sexual things into someone’s ear…like his lips so close to the mic…and the way he moves his body…its like his own voice turns him on

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

Sometimes i think its my fault for being in this position. For letting people treat me the way that they did.
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mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*