The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
zayn javadd sings into the microphone like he whisperin sexual things into someone’s ear…like his lips so close to the mic…and the way he moves his body…its like his own voice turns him on
"so how is school going?"
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests
when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*