IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
and we’ll never be foils
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.